Saturday, May 21, 2011

Taking Off Her Bra

What every kijoi reader must know. Watch closely:



It may be a bit gross, but there is something that you can do to practice taking off bras with one hand. You can practice with the bra of someone in your house(like your mom's or your sister's). But please don't practice with your mom's bra while the bra is on. I'm talking about taking a bra from her drawer and examining it. Better yet, buy one. I know it sounds pathetic, but it's better than being in the moment and struggling for five minutes to get a girl's bra off. That's pathetic. 

But if you find yourself in a situation where you're struggling to unhook her bra, feel free to politely ask your partner to take it off. Keyword: politely.

Say, "Would you care to take off your bra, because I would really enjoy sucking on some boobies right now."

Oopps... sorry. That's the human boner talking right there. You might want to say, "Do you feel comfortable with taking off your bra?"

Next step: How to take her bra off with your teeth.